Hello, I’m Colette
Mensch, Paradijsvogel, Eigenzinnig en vooral eigenwijs
(Mensch, Bird of Paradise, Quirky, Cocky and somewhat stubborn)
Me in a nutShell
I am a huge fan of Asian Midget Porn (aka Korean daytime soaps).I am a SapioSexual, a Mama, a Nana and the widow of a brilliant man but most of all I am a Healer of Souls…
One of my biggest joys is driving around, in either my convertible or in my camper with my gorgeous dogs slobbering about, enjoying the sun and the wind, with music bursting out of the speakers!
I love being alone, but adore company!
I am, but simple!
(Ex)Husbands
intimate friends
Ex-boyfriends
Projects
Written Articles
zest for life
Opinions
languages
Warning
It has come to my attention that there are quite a few people who seem to think that I put anything and everything on Facebook for anyone to read…
And being an opinionated bitch I understand these sentiments!
However please be firmly assured that I do not put everything out there. I put less than 70 % of my thoughts online and mostly in a very diluted form, realising that the raw version might not be acceptable to you and/or Facebook. My thoughts go far and wide, light and dark, clean and dirty and while before I can always share them with my loves, I realise that might not be you, because I think loads of you could not handle it!
If and when however you do take offence, then please do inform me thus that I can omit you immediately of my so-called friendly list. Because in my present, past and future life I was who I was and am who I am and will be the way, I wanna be! Your perception of me might well prove to be one hell of a delusion!
Have a great day and above all, enjoy it to the hilt.
Colette (Ebben-) Pastoor
December 2020
I put less than 70 % of my thoughts online and mostly in a very diluted form, realising that the raw version might not be acceptable to you and/or Facebook.
I write About Anything that comes to mind
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